February 2012
25 posts
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what the fuck was that shit about iPads
who did that what the even fuck
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the future of love (pt1)
PayPal™ me bb
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exam revenge poem
(an ERP)
I threw up
on/in a collage professor.
The pressure was 2 great.
The presure was so great,
itp ut a hole in his chest.
I replaced his heart,
his <3,
w/ my barf.
Fuck you, PUKEHEART.
Chriddof: MELM Statement →
chriddof:
Purpose: To draw melm on the screen during use of the Graphics mode. Syntax: MELM (xcenter, ycenter), radius[,[color][,[start],[end][,aspect]]] Comments: xcenter and ycenter are the x- and y- coordinates of the center of the melm, and radius is the radius (measured along the major…
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HEY DOUCHEBAG
NICE FUCKIN IPAD
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anecdotal poem
i love it when you tell stories
about your past
it doesnt make me feel like
less of a fuck up
but it makes me think
you are a fuck up too
so i respect you less
which makes you less of a hassle to talk to
so thanks for that
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a poem about things
i love new things
let me have your things
what
why cant i have your things
im so embarrassed
now im rolling on the ground
crying and my voice breaks and im
shitting and pissing and having
the smallest erection
i fall asleep for a microsecond
& have a wet dream
my pants rip at the crotch
i fart & throw up
my mess is a puddle of
shame on your shoes
shine on your shoes
shine...
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poem about dubstep
boooom
womp womp womp
zip zip zip
beeeep boop
wommmmmmmmm
exe exe .exe
.ddp
diamond dubstep page
Jimmy “Dubstep” Page
ah-
a revelation
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valentines day poem
valentines day is a heart day
for jerkoffs
singles are okay
love me when i cum
on your expensive stuff
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POEM TO THE GUY YELLING BEHIND ME
YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP YELLING
STOP
guardianrabbit:
WAIT
DID YOU SAY FIRE RABBIT?
YOU DID SAY FIRE RABBIT
WOW
YES I’M HAPPY THANK YOU FOR ASKING
HOPE YOU ARE DOING OKAY
ANYWAY WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO SUN THINGS
WHAT KIND OF SUN THINGS DO YOU KEEP IN YOUR PURSE
I DISCOVERED THAT THERE WERE MORNINGS HAPPENING IN MINE BECAUSE OF THOSE SO NOW I KEEP IT A LITTLE BIT OPEN, YOU KNOW SO ALL THAT STUFF CAN...
Chriddof: The famous scene from "Dirty Harry" →
chriddof:
“I know what you’re thinking: Did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question:…
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fish poem
I was feeling puny
i wanted to try that fish
but nah
just nah smh
on this morning mad craving
fish so bad
had food poison!
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a poem wherein pop punk is the fucking worst...
holy shit what even is this mess
jesus christ
shit
GIF in Which There Appear Edge Lettering, Sprocket...
chriddof:
chriddof:
President-elect Ronald Reagan dived off the balcony. “Everything’s great!” he cried out, tears falling from his eyes. “Everything’s wonderful!” He reached out to the ground hurtling towards him. Reagan’s replacement was a cartoon bee.
guardianrabbit:
DEAR PEACH PIT FALLING FLOWER TUNNEL PAY ONLY IN SOME STUPID HIGH GETTING HONEY-SUCKERED INTO IT INTO GIVING IN TO I’M INTO GIVING IN TO YOU YOUTH YOU NEED TO WANTS TO (SOMEBODY WANTS TO THE FUTURE SEEMS FUN ALL OF A SUDDEN) even IF nothing is new all of a sudden ! SMOKE PERFUME EXHAUST PERFUME EVERY DAY EVEN EVERY WAY EVER EVEN why don’t we PAY IN COLD DREAM PLACES WHY DON’T WE...
chriddof:
By anonymous animator from “Animation Pie” (1974)
January 2012
19 posts
Chriddof: Intense Fuckaroonie was a 1992 film... →
chriddof:
Intense Fuckaroonie was a 1992 film produced by the anonymous anti-philosophy group ZX82. The film sought to prove to the cinema-going public that they did not exist, and that the only things in the entire universe that actually held power and influence over day to day affairs were slippers with…
STFU, Conservatives: REAGAN REAGAN REAGAN REAGAN... →
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dan quinn transcript #1:
[Teenaged boy falls down stairs laughing, cuts to Dan Quinn reading from a paper, standing in front of two blenders and a Muhammad Ali poster]
DQ: [Reading from paper] The following is for all women and children on planet Earth. This is your personal and very real Wonka golden ticket. Watch to the end, know that Josh risked his life going down the stairs into a rack— equals paying this...
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1/28/02 transcript:
Whispering: Uh-oh Whispering: Oh there he is MODERATER: Next speaker’s David Thompson, talk about homeland security, David Thompson. Yes, welcome David. DT: I sat over here last time… I’m gonna ask um, back a little bit if um, when I get into this if you could give me an extra minute or 30 seconds and once I get into this I think you’ll see why… MODERATER: Sir I’ve gotta be consistent...
Chriddof: 10 SCREEN 0 : COLOR 15,0 : CLS20... →
chriddof:
10 SCREEN 0 : COLOR 15,0 : CLS 20 RANDOMIZE TIMER : COLOR RND * 15, 0 25 RANDOMIZE TIMER : H1 = RND * 75 : V1 = 3 : H1 = H1 + 3 30 LOCATE V1, H1 : PRINT CHR$(219) 35 V1 = V1 + 1 36 IF V1 > 22 THEN GOTO 40 37 A$=INKEY$ : IF LEN(A$)=1 THEN GOTO 1000 38 GOTO 30 40 RANDOMIZE TIMER : COLOR RND * 15, 0
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Chriddof: Script for Superman film →
chriddof:
Clark Kent and Lois Lane are in the offices of the Daily Planet LOIS: Oh, Clark, Metropolis is being made broken, by monster! Where is Superman? CLARK: I… think… [makes honking noise] LOIS: Clark, this is no time to be all crazy! CLARK: I… think… [makes honking noise] LOIS: Do not be so…
December 2011
12 posts
new STRS video up →
